Love: Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how...

By littlemissgullible - 10/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 00:00

Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow

Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML

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By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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BLNovelist 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:15

Going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he may 'miss you' as a friend rather then wanting you as a girlfriend again...in which case, get over it and move on. He obviously did. HOWEVER, if that isn't the case and he's just a two-timing asshole, you just got warned of it before jumping in again. Either way, where is the FML? You are better off without him. :/

MyThoughtsR 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:12

wow lol. that's a pretty high level of scumbaggery!

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roflcopterzawayy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 18:48

I hate you.

Brittanysway420 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 19:04

Ugh I hate men!!!

Hellooomindyy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 19:04

Who said he broke her heart? All of you are just jumping to conclusions, they could have broke up due to alot of different things. There is not really much advice you can give the OP, without knowing the whole story.

noluck84 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 19:08

honestly, he's probably just just scared at the idea of having a kid and he's using you to cope with that fear. it happens all the time, its not right, but it does happen.

VENGEANCEx 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 19:09

haha don't fall for his shit. if he's got a wife, and he's talking to an ex, he is probably just looking for attention or in other words a **** buddy. it's not worth the trouble.

bmalley 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:23

three pages of comments so nobody is gonna read this,.... but where on earth is there a doctors office with an ultrasound machine opened for appointments on a saturday?

Erindub 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:35

So Sunday would be better ; )

theehottchik 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:44

wow. wat an ass. but then again aren't most exes like that.

lets_be_ian 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:37

only if you have not realized by now that the criteria by which you are picking out your boyfriends/partners is completely out of line with what you actually want in a relationship... i.e. choose on sight? Not something I would expect from anyone calling themselves thehottchik

koco4 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:47

FYL since the person you still love is getting married and having a child. Please get over him and have respect for his future wife and child. Just be happy for him.