Today, I was walking home and got the extreme urge to pee with... - FML

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By Pants pisser - 23/10/2017 11:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking home and got the extreme urge to pee with only a cross walk between me and home. As I waited for the light to change, the need was too strong. I soaked my pants with pee, making a small puddle. I had to cross the street in full rush hour as cars honked at me and laughed. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 26 October 2017 0:48

If that urge came upon you suddenly, you need to consider going to a doctor- it can be the first sign of a UTI or more serious issues.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 26 October 2017 0:48

If that urge came upon you suddenly, you need to consider going to a doctor- it can be the first sign of a UTI or more serious issues.

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