By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 06:18 - Canada

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Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADHD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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perdix 29

I thought Marge's blue pubes would help you get to the finish line.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

The same thing happened when I was using my vibrator. It's hard to concentrate when ADHD ***** you up. :/

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tonygar 17

I often wondered what Marge Simpson would look like naked

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TitaniaSilk 4

96- ADHD: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Symptoms: Impulsive, Has trouble staying still, and Easily distracted (I'm sure there are more, but those are all I care to list) Therefore, if it weren't for the fact that OP specified that he has ADD, one could easily assume that OP had ADHD, as both ADD ADHD involve having a short attention span:

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GaleHawthorne 0

The Simpsons are yellow because they all have an STD that causes yellowish skin.

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jalupe 4

damn and i thought that my two and a half years was bad.

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GroovyGravy 7

Hey, ADHD is a seri.... Oh! Piece of candy!

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