Today, I was yelled at for being an hour late with someone's... - FML

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By "azouwa" - 26/08/2017 13:39

Today, I was yelled at for being an hour late with someone's medication. Due to HIPPA I couldn't tell them it was because I was busy stopping someone down the hall from bleeding to death. FML

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Fanawak 8

Friday 1 September 2017 10:55

You saved a person's life and I assure you the gratitude from that person and his/her family hugely outweighs the ass chewing you received. You did something awesome!

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 29 August 2017 7:05

Can't you say things like, "There was a life threatening emergency that had to take priority."? As long as you don't give enough details to identify the person, it should be fine to say stuff like that. Double check with your Charge Nurse or consult a lawyer.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 29 August 2017 7:05

Can't you say things like, "There was a life threatening emergency that had to take priority."? As long as you don't give enough details to identify the person, it should be fine to say stuff like that. Double check with your Charge Nurse or consult a lawyer.

Fanawak 8

Friday 1 September 2017 10:55

You saved a person's life and I assure you the gratitude from that person and his/her family hugely outweighs the ass chewing you received. You did something awesome!

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