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By R2shifty - 05/07/2017 09:25

Today, I went out to eat with a friend and recognized a really cute girl working behind the counter. My friend and I both ordered and when we received our food, she had written her number on his napkin. He can't use it either since he already has a girlfriend. FML

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arisanator9900 20

Sunday 9 July 2017 5:28

I'm sure she won't mind if you borrow it

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arisanator9900 20

Sunday 9 July 2017 5:28

I'm sure she won't mind if you borrow it

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