Today I went to my new school. I met this really beautiful girl...

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By TheFMLArtist - 15/10/2017 12:57

Today I went to my new school. I met this really beautiful girl in my class, I told her she looked beautiful and she yelled "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" and she threw a chair in my face. She got suspended and I got a broken nose. FML.

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 19 October 2017 16:01

Got hit by a chair, but dodged a bullet.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 18 October 2017 15:42

Apparently she's only pretty on the outside.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 18 October 2017 15:42

Apparently she's only pretty on the outside.

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 19 October 2017 16:01

Got hit by a chair, but dodged a bullet.

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