By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't

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Myo_fml 20

If he wants more blow jobs, then there should be more favors of eating out without requesting anything in return.

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gracehi 31

*Translated* "I'm not some weak minded fool to succumb to your Jedi mind tricks. Oh Oh Oh!"

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PANDORUM89 21

you should've pretended to have a nightmare and punched him. where to punch him is up to you.

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drrobotnik1 18

"you should've pretended to have a nightmare and punched him. where to punch him is up to you." can you imagine if someone said this to a man? "today I woke up to my gf whispering 'you want to eat my pussy' in my ear. she thought it would actually work. fml" #20 "punch her in the ****." somehow, I think not. the wind would be blowing in the other direction with the FYLs/YDIs too. totally respect your choice to be a terrible lover, OP, no one should ever have to do something they're uncomfortable with sexually, but the response to "hey, can we do (sex act?)" should never be a blow to the reproductive organs. this has been a public service announcement.

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zenrael 21

He wouldn't have to orate that at all if he had a long strong Schwartz.

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abNormal62 23

He was just testing his limits with respect to his powers of persuasion. Apparently you both failed the oral exam component for this subject.....

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zenrael 21

It doesn't work if you have short Schwartz on...

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Myo_fml 20

Like that comment worked so well the first time.

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zenrael 21

Like don't like get your like panties in like a bundle over it.

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