By Eisenhorn - 20/07/2013 05:47 - United States

Today, I woke up with a half-shaved head, thanks to the friends I let crash at my place last night. I have work in an hour and a half, and they hid my hair clippers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 604
You deserved it 4 710

Eisenhorn tells us more.

Eisenhorn 10

Thanks for all the great replies, it is awesome to have one of my stories put up. My friends were kind enough to give me back my clippers before work, so I had enough time to get ready. To give a better image to everyone, my hair was about shoulder length and very curly. On the plus side, it is a lot cooler for me now than it previously was. We were able to have a good laugh about it, and I have payback to look forward to.

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Top comments

Wolvander88 19

An hour and a half is more than enough to completely shave your head at the barber's.

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smc3106 25

At least he still has both of his eyebrows. Lol

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KeinBaum 12

#20 What if they shaved the front half?

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NakedandScared 8

Does OP have a razor blade ? If so should of used it

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sonnyrosa 32

Yup, because that'll work great an half a head of hair, likely longer than stubble. You try it and tells us how it goes.

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Wolvander88 19

An hour and a half is more than enough to completely shave your head at the barber's.

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DyslexicPanda 12

My thoughts exactly. Either that or go buy or borrow a new pair of clippers and do it yourself

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untouchable763 10

Time to buy more hats!

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Wizardo 33

Complete the look and completely change one half of your look and become Harvey Dent, time to get Two Faced.

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awkward611 26

invite them over again and return the favor then find new friends

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awkward611 26

I'd have to agree with you on that...

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football98_fml 20

true friends r the ones who prank u and joke with u the most, but i think they took it too far this time. FYL OP!

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niallo 23

A prank is a prank and a joke Is a joke. But when it can cost you your job. That's too far.

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Pwn17 25

Shave half their heads and write a message on their mirror that says "SOON." (If you get this you're awesome)

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wildnargles 15

Darn this was almost funny. You tried

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MakeTodayADTR 20

You might be able to pass it off as a Skrillex phase xD

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Ambient25 24

You better run your ass to the local barber...

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cmayer 20

Doesn't take long to submit and FML.

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Varieus 30

11 - They didn't word it as great but its 1 in a half hours not half an hour.

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SwaggCapone 11

Didn't word it very good....."Hour and a half" how much more plain can it be

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