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By BakeBakeBake - 24/04/2017 02:00

Today, it's my day off from being a full-time baker. My dad asked me to make him a cake, but I'm exhausted, as I've not had a proper day to myself in weeks, and I said I didn't want to today. Apparently, it is "not my choice" whether I bake cakes or not. FML
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Regulate 21

I'm genuinely thankful that my parents aren't/weren't ever assholes.

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dope_mcfly 24

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Arashikage 18

This is why fml needs a required iq test before people make an account

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awildwhisper 30

feminism is overrated

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Cali 54

We'd lose a fuckton of users, Arashikage. Nice idea though!

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Regulate 21

I'm genuinely thankful that my parents aren't/weren't ever assholes.

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RichardPencil 30

Let him eat cake! I'll bet he supported you on your way to becoming a baker. Make your dear ol dad a cake! Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Easy, go back to your work place and buy a cake. Then tell them you baked it at work cause you didn't want to turn their kitchen into a mess. Unless they are cake connoisseurs, they won't be able to tell the difference.

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species4872 19

Hazards of the trade.

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mariri9206 32

Then tell him that he can pay your for your time and skill and that it's "not your choice whether you pay or not."

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inuyokai52 9

Did your dog then proceed to eat the cake and relieve himself all o we the floor?

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junjunbun 28

"Yes it is and I'm not baking you a f*cking cake." ^I hope, for your sake, that you responded with that. (Cursing is optional.)

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URBeingLied2 23

Welcome to the reason people have children: Free Undisputed Labor.

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