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By "Talented73" - 17/05/2017 18:55

Today, it is the first really hot day this year. It is also the day we all realized that the air conditioning system at work has shit the bed, having failed us when we needed it most. My ball sweat is running down my legs and dripping on my sneakers. FML

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Talented73 54

Wednesday 24 May 2017 1:42

OP here. The AC was down because our head maintenance guy quit. They had to call a service technician to fix it. Now that it is working again, we don't need it because the weather got cool again. FML again....

Druu 53

Friday 19 May 2017 3:57

"Gretchen, stop trying to make 'shit the bed' happen. It's not going to happen."

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Druu 53

Friday 19 May 2017 3:57

"Gretchen, stop trying to make 'shit the bed' happen. It's not going to happen."

Talented73 54

Wednesday 24 May 2017 1:42

OP here. The AC was down because our head maintenance guy quit. They had to call a service technician to fix it. Now that it is working again, we don't need it because the weather got cool again. FML again....

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