By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 05:42 - United States - Tampa

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wow that's terrible. Hopefully you can explain.

Klima_fml 29

A warm welcome, doesn't get too much better than that ;)

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Dicksplash... Gotta use that one sometime.

So let me get this straight: They think you're the one racist in the world who DOESN'T use racial slurs? -.- Jesus, people will believe anything. Especially if it gives them an excuse to hate someone.

sound like someone has declared a prank war to me. >=)

MdMan2 23

Well, I guess Drake won't be coming to your house anytime soon.