Today, it was Father's Day in my country. Once again, my father...

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By Ihatefathersday - 03/09/2017 08:39

Today, it was Father's Day in my country. Once again, my father refused to accept the card my sister and I spent almost an hour making and writing because it wasn't up to his expectations. FML

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Wednesday 6 September 2017 6:39

What country do you live in

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