By SingleStrongArm - 03/05/2013 05:16 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.

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davidlyster 4

That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.

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dovehigh 15

Its time for an ultimatum....either the stink goes or you do.

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kirbybdj 2

You should act sexy, then invite her to join you in the shower for some fun time ( after she wash's of course ).

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srogue74 5

WTF?!?!? why didnt anyone tell me this before? i coulda just been freaking using babywipes.

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kirbybdj 2

You could tell her , hey you know when I find you your sexy'est right after you get out if the shower , you look so nice and natural.

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infectedsense 15

I thought I was nasty for only showering 5 days out of 7...and yet this girl has a boyfriend and I am single? FML :(

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MDNative 6

you gotta dump her excessively funky self

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tehdarkness 21

I think she needs therapy.

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gracie994 4

I would have dumped her by now if she was my girlfriend..

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sirsamsalot 5

that's horribly disgusting. I'd literally not be okay with that....who knows how well she upkeeps the rest of her body.

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