Love: Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without...

By SingleStrongArm - 03/05/2013 05:16 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Pepe - 16/11/2008 05:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

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By morgan - 11/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By Utterly_Confused - 07/10/2015 22:07 - United States - Beaver

Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 3 May 2013 12:21

I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.

davidlyster 4

Friday 3 May 2013 12:22

That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.

Comments

cmac86 23

Saturday 4 May 2013 9:52

it must be like kissing a dumpster full of rotting fruit.

WeskersSexslave 15

Saturday 4 May 2013 10:18

yuck!

The_FML_Life 7

Saturday 4 May 2013 13:26

Your the dumbass still ******* her though

Yolandababy2 14

Saturday 4 May 2013 15:01

You have to be careful because she is extremely dirty. She can get a serious infection and I bet she wears the same underwear for 3 weeks!! Eww. She's so nasty. I would dump her and tell the whole world that she's dirty. Imagine when she's on her period?! It when she has to go in for labor?! That baby will be sliding out a dirty ******!!!

Hardwarre 7

Saturday 4 May 2013 17:38

And I'm convinced that u need a new girlfriend. Just ew

fmljulia 1

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:38

Ew, that's disgusting.

GlitterGoddess 6

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:56

What is up with all these disgusting un hygeniec people and the people who agree to date them?

cptcat 10

Saturday 4 May 2013 22:13

That sounds like my roommate. She showers roughly maybe once a month and thinks that drenching herself in horrible perfume will make her smell better. It doesn't. She is surrounded by a cloud of funk that ranges from 2-4 feet.