Kids: Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer....

By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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Not her fault neither mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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By MyBallsForSaleOnEbay - 21/08/2015 15:25 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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Demon child

By never again! - 22/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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Cg3780byoch 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:07

a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?

skitz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:02

haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.

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skitz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:02

haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.

rends 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:23

FALCONPUNCH!

phoyos 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:03

looks like that kid knows what to do to strangers at any rate

victoriaSwaqq 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:18

hahaha

tigersoccer19 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:05

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fallcakes 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 11:31

lmfao @ loer

Cg3780byoch 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:07

a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?

Kamazar 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:09

Here, Johnny, have some... caaaaandy! *shudders*

theluckygirl28 8

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:08

Haha! OWNED!! But I do have experience with little kids who do that (play with computer keys when you don't want them too) so yea, FYL

evanwilliams 4

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

You must have a very fragile nose.

lnm701 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

You're kind of a terrible person.

brenkite 5

Monday 30 April 2012 1:34

Kind of?

GaylyStraight 10

Friday 26 June 2015 8:56

props to OP. kids suck

aquariusbeauty 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:11

LOL!

oh_dee 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

wow, he must have a really hard head...

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Not her fault neither mine

Terrible prank

Demon child

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