Today my adopted mother successfully persuading me to quit my... - FML

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By tinitine - 21/08/2017 03:04 - China - Guangzhou

Today my adopted mother successfully persuading me to quit my shitty award winning agency job in Canada to come work in Asia on the family business. She told me to f*ck off after I finished redesigning & renovating her new office space and resort because I'm 'useless'. I'm a tier one designer.

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tinitine 6

Sunday 20 August 2017 21:31

I love my job

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tinitine 6

Sunday 20 August 2017 21:31

I love my job

GhostFox 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 6:24

Sure doesn't sound like it in this post. And for the record, I wouldn't ever listen to your adoptive mother again. She just wanted to use you.

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