Today, my biology teacher told me to take a bottle of concentrated...

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2017 13:18 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, my biology teacher told me to take a bottle of concentrated acid to another room. On the way there, I decided to take a sip of some of my bottled water. Guess which one I drank. FML

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Wednesday 4 October 2017 2:49

My uncle was a chemist, a chemist he is no more, 'cause what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 4 October 2017 2:49

My uncle was a chemist, a chemist he is no more, 'cause what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

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