Today, my boyfriend is mad at me because I've performed oral... - FML

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By confused - 27/09/2017 00:33 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me because I've performed oral sex on one guy in my life. He's been with at least five women before me. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 29 September 2017 20:38

That is not a sign of a healthy relationship. Controlling behavior, irrational levels of jealousy, and double standards. I suggest being VERY wary, OP.

Akitakat 31

Friday 29 September 2017 12:21

The 'green eyed monster' is never rational.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 29 September 2017 12:21

The 'green eyed monster' is never rational.

GhostFox 33

Friday 29 September 2017 20:38

That is not a sign of a healthy relationship. Controlling behavior, irrational levels of jealousy, and double standards. I suggest being VERY wary, OP.

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