Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to...

By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By BoobSicle - 17/04/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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hotdogcore 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:07

YDI for letting people take topless photos of you. Good luck with life if you ever break up, because he'll probably pull a dick move and post it on the internet.

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:11

Why the **** would you text him if you're sitting just outside?

Comments

i_luv_u3030 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 19:49

y were u a dumbass and took pics of urself topless

prettyinpink93 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 20:05

thats why you get for having a topless pic of you as your contact id.

ChibiGirl5 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 20:24

lol that's what I was going to say

brianna2030 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 20:33

u should have known better! why would u text him when he is in public like that?

creamcheese724 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 21:26

you're one of those smart people...aren't ya?

Mr25_fml 14

Thursday 3 March 2011 21:36

Man, most of these people here are dicks. He should at least appreciate the gesture

ashleeyka 13

Thursday 3 March 2011 21:38

I wish I could press the you totally deserve it button a million times on this one.

corgi 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 21:43

If your boyfriend is in a cell phone store, he's probably discussing his cell phone. So YDI for picking the dumbest possible time to try to be cyber-sexy.

Terezi 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 22:12

Not your breast moment, OP. Forgive me for being unsympathetic, but that was udderly retarded.

2muchfun1 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:10

hahaha nice!!! ^^^

kdub26 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 22:21

why are you sending that king of pic to him when he's inside

Lililthx 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 22:59

At first sight, that's what I was thinking. But read again, she didn't send him a nude pic, she texted him, and -as a phone ring or else- when he gets a text from her (or maybe an incoming call), a nude pic of her appears on the screen x)