Miscellaneous: Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I...

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

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By so sad no dad - 15/08/2019 06:00

Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:49

Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.

kika_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:03

Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.

Comments

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:49

Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.

tylyr 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:10

my scrotum itches.

murlocholmes 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:52

kinky

smeesha 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:00

love ur pic :] Alphonse :]

WAxlRose 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:02

What he wanted to do to your dad? or what he wanted to do to you? i assume is its the latter, even though its worded rather confusingly, either way that sucks.

kika_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:03

Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.

fukn_yur_mama 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:08

Who would text something like that to a cell phone that actually belongs to their gf's dad anyway? I think your boyfriend totally deserves the ass beating he's about to receive from your dad.

Jem0_0 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:14

Ehh I wouldn't exchange dirty texts using someone else's phone.

misskrisha 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:14

all things 'dirty', including texts, pictures, and voicemails, should only be sent to the proper person's accounts/devices, and not one they're borrowing temporarily.

deliciouskaek 1

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:20

He shouldn't have been texting you that stuff on your dad's phone. Suppose you deleted the messages, but they remained in a a 'Trash' folder? Or suppose you forgot to delete them altogether? Neither of you thought this through very clearly, did you? another YDTO

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:58

How sad that you were loaned someone's cell and yet all you were doing with it was texting incessantly. Hopefully now your dad realises what a stupid move that was. Texting "all day" when cell phones' main purpose is for calling is frivolous and kinda pathetic, anyway.