By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
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evilplatypus 38

If your dad's that drunk, the microwave probably would've won the fight anyway.

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DocBastard 38

Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly? Microwave: ... Dad: I asked you a question! Microwave: ... Dad: Answer me, damn you! Microwave: *ding* Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!

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evilplatypus 38

If your dad's that drunk, the microwave probably would've won the fight anyway.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

It's not like he was going to remember he grounded you the next day…

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Yeah. When you argue with a microwave, things can get quite heated.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Poor microwave. Just wanted to make your dad a snack

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sirbrainiac 2

"Step aside son, this is an argument between me and the microwave."

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jetsown08 21

What do you mean by you "hope" he'll sober up? Is there a chance that his liver will refuse to process alcohol and he'll magically stay drunk the rest of his life?

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Psych101 9

42- I think 2 was saying that he hopes OP's dad sobers up sooner rather than later. If he hadn't included soon in his comment, then it would have just been ridiculous.

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ygdrassil 17

Perhaps he means it in the sense of "stops getting drunk".

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SkoomaKi 27

Just leave him with the microwave, they'll work out their differences.

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Psych101 9

I don't know, microwaves are pretty argumentative. And mine is so damn judgemental...

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Mine is always beeping at me all impatiently if I don't get my food within a few seconds! I'm like, "I WILL GET MY FOOD WHEN I WANT TO, DAMNIT!".

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ygdrassil 17

Stop stereotyping, you guys. My microwave is Sharp and warm. (I apologize for my puns.) It's just when a few bad individuals act out that microwaves in general take the blame.

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olpally 32

Your dad is Peter griffin!! Lmao!

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ByronJess 17

If he was that drunk, he probably won remember that he threatened to ground you. I wouldn't be worried.

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RAUHWeltBegriff 9

good, bad or both he had his night, hope he remembers the goods and gets over what he wanted to forget although drinking to forget is not always fun

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MindFreakazoid 10

He's got tiger's blood, and Adonis DNA.

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Addyy_ 5

If you see someone arguing with a microwave, chances are you don't want to intrude.

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lostinlabels 8

I do the same thing after microwaving a hot pocket.

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DocBastard 38

Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly? Microwave: ... Dad: I asked you a question! Microwave: ... Dad: Answer me, damn you! Microwave: *ding* Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!

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kamikrazy 6

Finally, a comment by docbasterd that does not require a dictionary.

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rattusrattus 18

I'd prefer to think that the dad was debating the merits of consequentialist vs. deontological ethics.

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