Today, my ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend celebrated their six... - FML

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By homewrecked - 05/09/2017 05:55

Today, my ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend celebrated their six month anniversary. We broke up a month ago. FML

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Lisa McComb 10

Friday 3 November 2017 12:35

Aaaaand karma's going to swing back around for the wind up, just you wait!

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Lisa McComb 10

Friday 3 November 2017 12:35

Aaaaand karma's going to swing back around for the wind up, just you wait!

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