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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 19:00 - Malaysia - Semenyih

Today, the ex-lecturer who I had a crush on invited me out to watch an orchestra performance with him. It got increasingly awkward as time passed, and he ran out on me during the intermission. FML
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ImminentDisaster 12

How was it awkward - are people supposed to talk during orchestral performances?

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Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Something must've gone really wrong if it could somehow get awkward while sitting in silence and watching a performance, lol. At least you got to enjoy the rest by yourself?

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ImminentDisaster 12

How was it awkward - are people supposed to talk during orchestral performances?

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Danne696 14

Failed attempts of physical intimacy could be both silent and awkward.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

my exact thoughts.... this needs a follow up

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Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Something must've gone really wrong if it could somehow get awkward while sitting in silence and watching a performance, lol. At least you got to enjoy the rest by yourself?

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Tripartita 44

Ran out on you?! I hope you mean EX-lectu—oh, you do.

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IggyB 14

Did you at least ask him to keep your busy hands a secret...Not so much for yourself but but because you are so respected it would damage the town to hear it??

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RichardPencil 30

Usually, a gentleman doesn't expect a handjob until after intermission. So much for chivalry.

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peterblackmer91 12

You were literally just listening to music. How could that become awkward?

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