By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
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Quest_ 13

So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.

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FFML_314 11

Then why are you with him? Insult his sex performance, that always seems to get guys down.

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3son_fail3 0

maybe he's turned on by that?

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Freeze_fml 16

Turned on by having bad sex performance?

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FFML_314 11

I'm really doubting that your boyfriend has never said, "you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute" or some from of physical compliment. I'm sure he's told you that you're smart or funny. Not all guys are going to quote verses from Shakespeare.

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beabear_fml 0

then you should probably just keep bitching on fml rather than trying to talk with him.. that seems like a good solution:P

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Rejectofsociety9 0

On the bright side, OP, it's probably the only one of the three comments that was honest.

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tippytoe_shhh 0

heyy I think that's cute.. haha.. at least you know he ain't just trying to get into your pants..(:

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mona_is_here 10

at least he's not lying to you

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skroal 7

YDI for you and your friends sharing sweet things your boyfriends had shared with you. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", you realized that the only compliment he's given you is that your laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure."

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iSitt 0

maybe he has a squirrel fetish

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ninjacapo 2

u got the wrong bf. my gfs gonna break up with me and i still tell her shes beautiful everyday

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ChelseaXD 0

I'm also sure he's called you pretty or beautiful.. that's usually the step most guys go to before you start dating! If not, ydi for dating him..

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The_grumpy_bear 0

Omg that's so cute!! I love squirrels!! ;3

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laxgirl17 5

YDI for having a laugh like a squirrel.

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Reyo 2

If you want compliments, try complementing him first. Don't flatout say "You never compliment me". That sounds like you're fishing for compliments...because it is fishing for compliments. If after a month of complimenting him you still get nothng, I can understand breaking up with him. But not untill then.

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pinkkCuteee 0

LOL that's fcking hilarious! Don't worry OP, my bf insults me too.

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Haha_no_123 11

I agree with your comment above. "Hahaha" is a perfect way to capture this FML (I'm serious) And for you OP it depends the way he said it. If he says it like a snobby little b*tch then why are you with him? But if he said it while laughing with you or with a smile on his face/said it in a joking, nice way then He is a keeper

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pianogrl 0

same right away I tried to imagine what a squirrel with a seizure sounds like...

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Jimboom 11

Lol. Your b/f is awesome and that is one of the sweetest things I have ever heard. Hold on to him, he's a keeper. ;-)

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kbaker90 0

Methinks it's time for a new boyfriend, OP.

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princessDee 0

well mayb he thinks it's cute?? which is cute if he likes tat:))

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Haha_no_123 11

Pssh who doesnt like the sound of a squrel having a seizure? .... Am I the only one?

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Quest_ 13

So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.

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nicnicked 0

that's a compliment and a win , that girl whose boyfriend says they're going to get married thinks that's sweet but the bf said that just for sex

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papernapkin 0

There are guys that do think that and are sweethearts. Not many, but they exist.

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papernapkin 0

There are guys that do think that and are sweethearts. Not many, but they exist.

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