By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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devonnettnin 7

Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch

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RedDragonx32 8

I hope if u ever had intercourse with her u cam in her face for good memories. dumb bitch for real. im mad now x.x

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lambda_fml 40

Whats with all the birthdays. This is the 5th FML that I have read recently with birthday in the subject.

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killuminatirebel 12

Your girlfriend is an insensitive bitch, she doesn't deserve you and she shouldn't ruin your day, maybe if you want to take revenge do what is in comment #14...

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I didn't know there was a worse way to dump a person than through text... Well here it is!

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jogihoppa8343 23

happy birthday OP!!...n dont be sad for the one who left you..just be thankful to god for giving you an opportunity to find someone Better .

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vliegje101 3

that sucks man! hope you had a nice bday anyways!

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October3461 12

My now ex bf broke up with me and made it seem like I purposely drove him to do it. And then called me names. I would much rather have had it your way any day. so chin up op :)

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