Health: Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 21:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling around. I had a terrible migraine, which she knew, so I asked her to stop because it wasn't helping. She then yelled at me for being "ungrateful" and "selfish", and accused me of secretly being gay. FML

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Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

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By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 20:00

Today, in the middle of one of the worst migraines of the year, I asked my wife if she could kindly stop trying to tell me about the latest neighbourhood gossip at 130 decibels. Cue her loudly nagging in my ear about how I’m mean for not wanting to spend time with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:27

Just because you had a migraine she accused you of all of those terms? Good gravy.

GemmaStyles 14

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:28

If anything, she's the selfish one.

Comments

Ceejay1 13

Saturday 15 June 2013 8:24

Sex helps migraines.

xkncas 8

Saturday 15 June 2013 18:02

Let us know how curative it is the next time you have a severe migraine--just just a pansy little headache. Know the difference, and shut up.

ackiturn 2

Saturday 15 June 2013 8:32

That's coercive rape, dude. Your gf tried to coerce you into sex against your will. jfc

Martnikk 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 8:36

Just so you know sex cures migraine. Sience bitch

Shrike 23

Saturday 15 June 2013 8:47

Well first of all, you can even spell "science" correctly. Secondly, you expect everyone to take your word for it with zero sources to back you up. Thirdly, if you were right, every migraine sufferer would just jack off and live with a good quality of life. The reason they don't is because your claim is 100% bullshit.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 15 June 2013 12:47

You know what cures migraines? Complete silence, darkness, sleep, and strong pain medicine. Sex will NOT help.

xkncas 8

Saturday 15 June 2013 18:01

I wouldn't trust anyone's opinion who can't even spell science. According to science: you're retarded.

AmyPond17 33

Saturday 15 June 2013 9:28

Wow. What a bitch. I'm sorry you had to go through that and I hope you feel better. Migraines can be rough for sure.

chocolatekitty 7

Saturday 15 June 2013 10:09

IMO, she sounds like a selfish bitch. I wouldn't fool with anyone who is going to yell at you over sex.

Enzi_fml 21

Saturday 15 June 2013 10:20

Woah, why is it a crime every time a man turns down sex?

non_finisher 9

Saturday 15 June 2013 10:21

She might have been smoking weed under start projectors..!

thapora 8

Saturday 15 June 2013 12:34

She should respect ur wishes. However a quick way to relive the pain of a migraine is an ******. :)

vanaathiel 13

Saturday 15 June 2013 14:07

Actually no, ****** can help with most normal headaches but a migraine is not a normal headache. As someone who gets migraines frequently I know if I tried to have sex during one I'd end up crying and throwing up everywhere.

brittyed 11

Saturday 15 June 2013 12:35

Hopefully her reaction was only because she was "in the moment". Otherwise if she is ALWAYS like this, then she is a bitch and you don't need to be dealing with that, OP.