Miscellaneous: Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at... - FML

By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By potheadloljk - 02/12/2012 02:01 - United States - East Machias

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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Suspicious

By HtotheFtotheS - 03/04/2015 19:05 - United Kingdom - Wisbech

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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freya1998 23

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:53

Soft kitty, high kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, hazy kitty Purr, purr, purr

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:47

Now I'm thinking of a kitty that's absolutely blazed out of its mind.

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aspecialspecial 21

Wednesday 13 January 2016 15:38

I feel bad for you with that bad of an example for a parent

tisha_bruhh 8

Wednesday 13 January 2016 16:40

Same

classicsparkles 17

Wednesday 13 January 2016 17:33

I'm prepared for my thumbs down, but I can't sympathize. "Today my mother who (probobly) owns the house she lets me live in for free (and if she doesn't I still don't have my own place for no reason) smoked a plant in a room that wasn't even mine and then joked about it **** my life"

trucha 10

Wednesday 13 January 2016 17:42

Common problem, cats that smoke weed . Most start at a young age introduced to it by stay at home Mom's ......Never! Sorry, your Mom is as sharp as a bowling ball .... uh Numba?? ;)

sirrubberduckie 35

Wednesday 13 January 2016 18:57

Cats smoking pot? THANKS, OBAMA!

Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Wednesday 13 January 2016 19:21

The cat was smoking a doobie

drc2010 13

Wednesday 13 January 2016 20:03

I don't see what the big FML is about this. "Marijuana" is legal in several States, kills Cancer, and saves millions of people from having to go thru horrible, toxic chemotherapy and radiation sessions.

XtremeHeat 14

Wednesday 13 January 2016 21:06

Its the perfect crime.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Wednesday 13 January 2016 21:24

Not really seeing the big deal here

mintlegendary 14

Wednesday 13 January 2016 21:28

Thats great!!

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Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

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Today, I got a great job offer but things are constantly changing at my current position due to COVID. So I was honest and told them I wanted to see what my employer could offer. They took back their offer and gave it to someone else. FML

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