today... my professer told us everyone would get extra credit... - FML

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By "yobroimjosh" - 18/11/2017 12:25

today... my professer told us everyone would get extra credit if we handed in a 20 word "essay" on what life means to us. I wrote the most heart-felt, sincere essay I have ever wrote in my life... he said he can't give me extra credit because it was to depressing...FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 19 November 2017 22:56

Uh, that's not something he can co. You met the criteria of the assignment? Then he has to give you the credit, regardless of him finding it depressing. I would talk to him about it one more time, and then take it to his immediate supervisor- either head of the department or the dean if he is the department head. Seriously, him doing that is like entering a competition and getting disqualified for wearing a yellow shirt, because the judge doesn't like the color.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 19 November 2017 22:56

Uh, that's not something he can co. You met the criteria of the assignment? Then he has to give you the credit, regardless of him finding it depressing. I would talk to him about it one more time, and then take it to his immediate supervisor- either head of the department or the dean if he is the department head. Seriously, him doing that is like entering a competition and getting disqualified for wearing a yellow shirt, because the judge doesn't like the color.

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