By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 03:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 477
You deserved it 3 817
Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

benshady 0

he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

64 19
topramen 0

awesome... maybe you should have taken your top off?

56 20

Comments

isacn187 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
0 22
topramen 0

awesome... maybe you should have taken your top off?

56 20
youaresofucked 0

Yeah, stop moaning about it on FML. If youre his only girl-friend and you havent ****** him by now then it stands to reason that its ALL YOURE fault that he's grumpy.

8 6
benshady 0

he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

64 19
Mx_Rider 6

i agree with the above^^^^ he has to get it from some where right then and there u should have showed him ur ****!

20 18
Dizzygrl08 4

(referring to the comments) men are idiotic >.<. If your friend needs sex that badly, give him 100 bucks so he can get a hooker. I'm sure you yourself wouldn't want to do him

3 18
bugmenotmofo 34

He's your friend, don't you want to help make him un-grumpy? At least throw him a ********...

9 5
mrzero 0

so what go get laid n make his day. hahaha

3 6
chuji 1

Some people are just so vain... I haven't been laid in over 2...

30 2
ThursdayA 3

2... Minutes! : D Nope, my girl/boyfriend is back!

2 10