Intimacy: Amnesiac

Amnesiac

By sexytime - 02/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, my best friend, who I've had serious feelings for for over a year, decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with, "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up six months ago. Three times. FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By Franklin - 29/12/2017 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 02:00

Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML

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Crushed

By foreveralone - 17/02/2015 15:48 - United States - Sherman

Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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By Boned...hard - 28/01/2010 00:09 - France

Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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The long game

By helpme - 03/05/2017 02:00

Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML

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By … - 28/06/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

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lrb081 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:33

maybe there's the chance that he was protecting your privacy (you didn't specify if you said what you said in public)

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:01

I agree with #1, when you say "decided to tell everyone" it makes it sound like you were in a big group of people. So the logical conclusion is that he didn't want to admit to sleeping with you. Because he's ashamed or he actually does like you, we'll never know. By the way, why would you only "hook up" with him if you have serious feelings for him? He probably just sees you as a friend with benefits now.

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lrb081 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:33

maybe there's the chance that he was protecting your privacy (you didn't specify if you said what you said in public)

MoodyBlue320 11

Monday 21 November 2011 18:42

Or he was just a douchebag... Been there. =/

plexico 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:38

He's right. You don't really count. Getting laid means having sex with a real girl. Relieving yourself in a cum dumpster doesn't count. You're just his holler-back girl.

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:01

Aska_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:30

You should take a better care of you boyfriend.

untoldfame 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 18:53

FAIL! haha. Well, maybe next time you sleep with someone you like you should make it memorable. Pull hair, Slap, Scream at the top of your lungs, whatever you can think of that wont let him forget you.

LatinoHeat 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:36

YDI for yelling your friend to wear a Clay Aiken mask while making out with him.

movies12 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:34

Ur friend is a douche.

Sigmund_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 3:49

alcohol maybe?

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:14

I was wondering that.

ariean 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 13:38

lol. well you totally deserve it for sleeping with him (without commitment) when he's your best friend and you have serious feelings for him. you're just a booty call to him.... and apparently not a memorable one. i doubt that he was protecting your feelings. i think he just forgot - or that it didnt count. maybe dont be so easy - and dont delude urself. sorry to sound harsh but hey, YDI.