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By Anonymous - 05/07/2017 14:07 - United Kingdom - Kilmarnock

Today our manager was briefing us about things happening in the store. With 3 people off on maternity leave she jokingly said "No one else get pregnant please". My co-worker looked at me and said "Well you need to keep your legs shut at the weekend" FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 9 July 2017 7:44

Talk to them or the manager about them saying that and that it made you very uncomfortable.

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