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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 368

By welcometothefamily - 26/02/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

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By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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You deserved it 191

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 346

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 130

By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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You deserved it 6 049

fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:27

Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:52

it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay

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dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:49

beat your brother :)

fuzzywazzy012 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:47

Hahaha

Liveanotherday 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:53

ROFL...wait, are you a guy or a girl?

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:52

it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay

yukithesmith 11

Sunday 27 March 2016 21:41

it's a gal

fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:27

Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 28 June 2018 11:34

Why not just tell them you're gay instead of dropping hints....

O_osigh 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:06

i can honestly say i know how that feels...

WinterPerfection 3

Monday 11 July 2011 1:50

I believe a lot of us can relate to OP actually.

alucardrules 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:02

YDI for thinking you were in love with him

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 8:25

Lol, he loves your brother.

sk8rboiluvr 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:11

is he gay?

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 1:46

Are you serious?

madasahatter 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:41

He's gay? Ouch

haha321 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:19

haha must have been a surprise

SasuNaru_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:03

He's gay. Nice. Go find yourself another guy then. btw... did your bro get with him?? (Is thinking yeah.)

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Today, I was on FaceTime with my sister. She remarked that my living room was a mess, and that she didn’t know how I kept a man with a place like that. I retorted, “He’s not with me for how well I can clean, when I can polish his knob like a marble floor!” I had no idea my dad was off camera. FML

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Today, as I rung up a customer's groceries, he gave me a pitying look and said I'd have a "real job" if I'd only studied harder. FML

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Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML

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Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML

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