By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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bekahshae 0

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

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gilly011 0

ydi for having a nice ass for him to get a boner over! lol, seriously tho, FYL, you shoulda tols him some shit!

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Slaught_fml 3

He probably thought it was his lucky day and you were doing it on purpose. This needs to be illistrated!

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Erindub 0

Thats really disgusting. i'm sorry

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signupsheetfail 0

Blame the Bush administration, or, if you happen to be Canadian, Stephane Dion.

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myhairynutsack 0

Creepy man WIN. I got a boner just reading this.

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hausmad1 3

U were probably the creepy man

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supercu96 0

HAHAHAHA I'M A DUMBASS

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

Did you ever think that maybe if you STOPPED squirming around ( I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room.), he may NOT have gotten an erection???

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DameGreyWulf 0

No I think he still would have. I mean, c'mon, her ass was against his dick. You can't really blame him, can you?

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no0000ob 0

but rubbing it around in his crotch area is basically like saying that you like it

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kashman95 1

thank you who wouldn't get turned on by having a Ass pressed against their Dick if anything this is awkward for that man because now he has to go into the public with and erection hope he had on some tight underwear

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