Transportation: Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my...

By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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bekahshae 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:11

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

lucaso86 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:04

YAY for creepy boners

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DASny97 1

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:19

If it was seriously a problem for you you would have gotten off and gotten the next train. Its not like there wasnt another train comming within a few minutes

latinaaagal 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:41

****, that happened to me too, and the more i tried to get away, the more "it" followed me ****** basterd and i wa going to my school, so i couldnt have taken another bus

RFreedom 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 8:16

lucky guy, i bet you made his day :P fyl

jchansfan 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 8:39

Not to defend a creeper, but you guys do realize that dudes aren't like "TIME FOR A BONER!"... It just happens sometimes. Sometimes there isn't even anything to be turned on about. For all you know he was even more embarassed than she was. I personally kinda think the OPs a bit of a priss. I mean she's the one sitting on some poor dude's lap. This story can kinda go both ways. Just saying... With all due respect, jchansfan

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:04

You mean you couldn't shoo him off? Though it is not impossible, I kinda doubt it was that crowded that you couldn't move yourself out of position to get away. If this was in Japan then I can understand. How do you expect a guy NOT to get aroused with a woman's ass right on his jock? Did he dry hump you? If so, then I would be offended.

PlasmaWafflez 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:10

YDI for having ****

ErisXChaos 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:24

maybe he wouldn't have gotten an erection if you hadn't have tried to move around so much ;P

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 13:33

If he didn't had an erection, you would probably be offended.

Snowlight_fml 7

Sunday 27 September 2009 14:53

What kind of subway did you order?

Vayerman 4

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:14

Are you joking, public booty fun on the subway! I think you deserved it because if you don't like butt action, you'll get it anyway!! So you deserve wet booty fun!!!