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By RunForrestRun - 15/08/2017 20:45

Today, we finally got the power back on after a 16 hour long blackout. We also finally located my 25-year-old cousin who is deeply afraid of the dark. He freaked, ran off in the middle of the night in his undies and somehow wound up three towns over. I have to drive 15 miles just to pick him up. FML
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interesting33 36

wow i really hope he is ok. I can't believe how he must be feeling. that is awful that he was so scared he ran that distance without clothes. look after him OP

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GhostFox 33

Get the poor guy some of those tiny led flashlights and put them on a necklace, some bracelets, key chains and those climbing hooks people use as key chains. And some therapy would probably help too. Also, fifteen miles isn't a big deal to drive, but your cousin ran that in the dark, at night, with no clothes on, and out of his mind with terror- if he isn't scraped and bruised twelve ways from Sunday and dehydrated, I will be very surprised. The fact you feel sorrier for yourself than him makes you sound pretty ******* selfish.

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Smgreene 15

Stop complaining be a good cousin and go pick him up. And next time theres a blackout make sure hes your first call. Checking on family really isnt that hard.

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GhostFox 33

Get the poor guy some of those tiny led flashlights and put them on a necklace, some bracelets, key chains and those climbing hooks people use as key chains. And some therapy would probably help too. Also, fifteen miles isn't a big deal to drive, but your cousin ran that in the dark, at night, with no clothes on, and out of his mind with terror- if he isn't scraped and bruised twelve ways from Sunday and dehydrated, I will be very surprised. The fact you feel sorrier for yourself than him makes you sound pretty ******* selfish.

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interesting33 36

wow i really hope he is ok. I can't believe how he must be feeling. that is awful that he was so scared he ran that distance without clothes. look after him OP

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