Today, we found out my little sister has been sneaking in boys...

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By Louise - 14/05/2017 07:28

Today, we found out my little sister has been sneaking in boys for sex. How? I'm home for the summer and I don't think the 15 year old who came crashing through my window at 2 AM expected me to be in the bed underneath it. FML

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