By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

What a grouch...

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flockz 19

gonna ice my balls on my couch..

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pie29302930 0

That what she said.

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Keyman1212 14

**** you combo breaking as son of a bitch. Sorry I'm such a grouch.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'll vouch for everyone that we all hate #19.

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Keyman1212 14

That SHOULD say, "combo breaking ass son of a bitch" but my phone doesn't like it when I use bad words. **** my phone!

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youcunthole 0

Playing dodge ball is what separates the boys from the men

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flockz 19

i can vouch that i am a grouch when i slouch on the couch and hit my pouch and scream OUCH!!! actually i say "****" but that's irrelevant.

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rkmepm 16

@43- thats if the ball hits at the right place, otherwise its what separates men from women

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blackheart24 10

I don't have balls, but I feel bad for op... Hopefully he can still have kids.

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pie29302930 0

God damn, I didn't read the other comments before I posted. I was in a rush. And I too will hate myself for being such a dumbass.

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LiyIa_fml 8

And I was actually enjoying the rhyiming that was going on... :( and poor op! I love dodge ball but i dont like when people get hurt while playing it :(

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blackheart24 10

Haha dodgeball the movie is so kick ass. Imma go watch it...

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TinyDude 10

So did that guy get any points?

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MyEpicDemise 7

That is... *puts on sunglasses* painful. Expected a pun huh? :P

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bloodraven412 5

YDI. One for calling all the other people idiots like a judgemental twat, and two for attempting to jump over a dodgeball. If it is coming at you, unless it's low, you don't jump. Especially if it's ball sack high WHILE you're jumping, you can't jump over that shit. Dodge to the side.

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dre_bro11 12

126, not really. I was actually hoping you'd put the sun glasses on because you were about to leave, but it seems you didn't.

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Llama_Face89 33

82- I can only forgive you if you tell me that you're a Habs fan.

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tweetypie 18

POW! Right in the kisser.

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fatcowmalk 0

Ydi for being at school on a Saturday...

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cudi504 4

Actually its no balls to him

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CabooseWins 0

There's your problem OP, you forgot the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. I don't see shit in there about jumping.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball !

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SirSquishyPants 1

You gotta hide behind other people too occasionally, also you said dodge twice #85

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KailyKii 11

#97 I think thats the point.

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murlocholmes 5

No "The balls in your court" joke?! Wow... I'm a little disappointed...

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beautious19 8

It's from the movie Dodgeball, to say dodge twice.

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angrymexican 8

"the idiots on the other team" thAt was unnecessary

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HeyImPayton 0

I love zombie land :)

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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

12, Although that was said in zombieland, 3 wasn't referring to that movie, it's a dodgeball reference.

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aruam365 24

Are they still playing dodgeball in middle and high schools? I hated that. Middle school dodge ball was humiliating even if you were good at it... luckily when I was in high school we never played it.

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juliahockey 0

At my school, we play it just for fun if it is too cold out. Our class just makes teams and stays inside so we don't have to stand in the -10 Celsius weather

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nattynatters 14

I freaking loved that game! Or the modified and slightly more awesome warball.

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nattynatters 14

I freaking loved that game! Or the modified and slightly more awesome warball.

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aruam365 24

106- We did when I was in middle school but, we didn't when I was in high school. I liked it when I was little. But, I didn't when I was older.

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kimee21_fml 15

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Llama_Face89 33

LIES! It actually sounds quite enjoyable.

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Buttsexpirate 9

I guess deadshot's being hired to hit kids in the nuts now huh?

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supersixfour 7

sounds like he got... *puts on sunglasses* penile-ized YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Drummerboy1234 0

^ absolute win.

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ceilingfans 1

This sounds like it would be more epic in slow motion

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False_Stupidity 41

#160 yeah, super slo-mo, and watch the expressions on the OP's face as the ball hits and his nuts get squished...

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thallpma08 4

Been there. That sucks.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

Maybe instead of jumping around like you're a ballerina , you should be trying to take the other team out. You may think that you're a total badass jumping and dodging, but you're just exposing your snowglobes more.

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youcunthole 0

I hate the ******* who stand in the back and just try to dodge, they contribute nothing to their team

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KK3137 31

Haha 14 - your pic is so suitable for this FML :D

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