Today, while driving through Colorado for the first time ever,... - FML

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By I'm a retard - 03/07/2017 07:41

Today, while driving through Colorado for the first time ever, I thought my transmission was failing because my car was working so hard to accelerate. 2 hours at the mechanic and a $150 bill later, I now know that just what happens when your car is climbing a mountain. FML!

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Thursday 6 July 2017 14:12

Were you aware that the road was sloped?

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Thursday 6 July 2017 14:12

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