Today, while I was relaxing in the tub with a glass of wine,... - FML

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By Rapunzel1974 - 20/09/2017 06:07

Today, while I was relaxing in the tub with a glass of wine, my spastic Chihuahua jumped up and stuck her tongue up my nose. When I screamed, she stuck her tongue in my mouth. I couldn't push her away without spilling the wine or dropping the book. I got waterboarded by man's best friend. FML.

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dexter420 21

Friday 22 September 2017 3:06

Toss the book next time

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dexter420 21

Friday 22 September 2017 3:06

Toss the book next time

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