By j3r3zana16 - 31/10/2011 08:30 - Canada

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
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DocBastard 38

You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.

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Pslcybn5 7

Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!

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borntoperform 14

Wow I can't even think of a joke to sugar coat this:/ Have you looked for some new places to live?

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Hehe I can picture OP turning around and awkwardly say "So... How's the meat?"

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opendoorclosed 8

Hit and run ain't no fun. Ok sorry you had to read that. In all seriousness, you deserve it.

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Keyman1212 14

Obviously OP was just breaking the new car in. By actually breaking it.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I'm sure that's not the only "hit and run" their daughter experienced.

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tjv3 10

you are a fucktard and I hope they called the cops

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TurnpikeTwister 0

OP should not be allowed to reproduce, YDI big time **** head

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Pslcybn5 7

Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!

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TheWindowLicker 13

Yea....illegal..And I mean really what kind of douche just runs like that. Someone did that to my car while I was in target, luckily the dent wasn't too bad. They did leave a note though, thank god, it said "...I'm not sorry" really eased my pain (: Seriously though, ydi.

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Lanceeden 12

I had a dream I crashed my dads porsche and I was scared.

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Daralea 21

I had a dream that all the posts on the internet today were witty and relevant. I woke up hopeful.

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ShakeMeDown 12

I have a dream... That white people, black people... And even asians, can play poker together.

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MissyPastaCreeps 16

I have I dream that one day chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned

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FlufflyFlamingos 0

Have you looked for some new places to live?

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Smiff80 0

Lol, your insurance premium is about to go up and possibly your rent. Better get Geico and Maaco. I know you were so embarrassed.

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trgower13 0

Sucks for you OP. karma is a bitch trying to hit and run!

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MagicallyFat 12

Lol maybe you should have done the right thing and told him. And how could u not see them having a BBQ outside??

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Icecream93 4

YDI for just walking away like that :x If you didn't he'd probably be a lot less mad than he is now :3.

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iliketurdles 7

And that kids is what happens when you try to run away from your responsibilities.

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OneNightStan 2

That's what you get for being shady!

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