Today, while staying at my boyfriends house, i had to borrow... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2017 03:23

Today, while staying at my boyfriends house, i had to borrow some socks for work. Turns out one of them was his used cum-sock and it was fresh. FML

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 27 September 2017 13:05

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy!

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Akitakat 31

Wednesday 27 September 2017 13:05

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy!

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