By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Lisa89 3

Maybe he was just really tired. Yawning doesn't mean you're not enjoying something, it can just mean you're super tired or whatever reasons there are for yawning.. Idunno

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Tasanasanta 0

That eager for the first? Don't suck at it next time!

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w2z1 0

Could also be a nervous yawn?

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pwincessa23 1

I say u yawn while he gives u head or better yet while he's inside u...

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rzbt21 0

guess you better get back in the kitchen

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_TONGAN_ 5

haha he was going to cum but it was a false alarm

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nabo4u 0

I'd say a yawn is better than a grimace. at least you aren't a scraper. watch some **** and get better at your technique. I don't care how tired a guy is, if he's into it, he won't yawn.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Yawning doesn't always mean one's tired.

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

you need some tips from the girl that cracked her neck in yesterdays FML.

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1121osu2110 0

I agree with 152! lol

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VenomByte 1

The only bad ******* is when they actually blow!

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Jordna 0

Yawning means you don't have enough oxygen in your body, not that your bored or tired. It could be while you were doing it he was holding his breath because he did like it.

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deewekoms 0

i yawned cuz i read this. damn contagious shit.

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berrenduh 0

how can u even giv a bad ********? it's as simple as opening ur mouth. . . and u kno the rest.

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1gator1nation1 0

Bahahaha 223 FTW!!

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tooGee24 0

I keep ****'n yawning as I read comments. it is contagious

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xBangOut 4

* Yawn * Every guy is thankful for every BJ he can get, even if you kinda suck at sucking, you might get better after a while and avoid situations like this. You know, teaching process might be kinda boring so.. yeah ;D

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girlygurl690 0

I hate It qhe dudes do tht! it's like they don't care!

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Sappheyes 0

I've done it once or twice. Sometimes breathing really heavily but slowly will make your body yawn. Also yawning is not related to boredom, it's more related to regulating the temperature of your head. Look it up. You might have just made him breathe really hard and get so hot that he had to yawn. And hey, sometimes it feels great.

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Kanvis78 0

So you prefer a man to give you head nowaways ? Since women suck ?

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RadAtThis01 0

what the hell do you know about getting head?? you look like you're 14 years old..

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RadAtThis01 0

thanks! i can't see peoples profiles, on the phone so yeah. I love kids on FML acting like grown ups but look like young teenagers. I'm 24 before proff start talking crap.

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wolfshadow 4

Touch his picture, it will bring up the page. Proff obviously isn't 21 or older. More than likely younger than 16.

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ViiciousDreamz 0

haha what a loser no one believes you... I'm 15

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apexequalsclimax 0

who cares i know people having sex in grade 7 or age 12 so even if he's 14 doesn't mean he hasn't had sex... although I highly doubt it.

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primadonna9396 16

I know right?? No worries OP, his dick was just taking all the oxygen from his head.. It happens!

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thefallenoo 0

I yawn all the time, doesn't mean I'm tired

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birdmansangel 0

yawning is the bodys way of taking in more oxygen when needed. it only happens a lot when you're tired cause you're relaxed and your breathing is usually slowed, therefore needing more oxygen

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skyttlz 32

I yawn when I'm tired, or bored, or if someone else does (it's very contagious) 

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Sappheyes 0

Actually, no. Studies have shown that the body takes in less oxygen during a sustained yawn than during regular breathing. It seems to have more to do with regulating our temperature. The body heats up a bit when sleeping, so when relaxed we may also feel a slight temperature increase.

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sillybabee 3

how lovely(: if it makes you feel better my boyfriend doesn't pay ANY attention to me ):

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FrenchToast94 0

is that your real pic? cuz your ******* hot!

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Kanvis78 0

She just said her boyfriend doesn't pay her any attention. What do you think?

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Euh my eyes....too...much..boob.

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Matu 4

#7 lots of offense,but you look like a ****.

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imababeee 0

pretty sure if that was a real pic her boyfriend would pay her attention #7 you are a ******** for wishing for people to believe that pic of a **** is you.

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sampimpinthug 0

wtff ur bf doesn't pay any attention to you? that sounds highly unlikely if the profile pic is ur real pic

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DocBastard 38

To anyone who believes that 7's profile pic is really him, you fail at the Internets. Yes, him.

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Michael216 0

if that was a real pic, I think her boyfriend would pay her attention... If that's even actually a girl...

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sillybabee 3

yea I will stfu and I will change my picture haters (:

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sillybabee 3

haha I will change it if you have "seen it before"

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sillybabee 3

there is that better assholes?

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We_Tod_Ed 0

Your boyfriend pays no attention to you because you won't put out and spend all you time on FML trolling for attention from eleventeen year old minded dudes that take pictures of their abs

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RichyD3 0

I play basketball to! :) lol

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mmastermetallica 0

like....not fair. I didn't get to see the original photo w/the tatas

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epicman1999 0

babe what's ur number! I'm 20 with a six pack

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Kanvis78 0

He was waiting for his sammich.

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sillybabee 3

haha yes.. waiting for the sandwich((:

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JillianlikesVogu 0

That's a way to multitask.

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misfitSuperStar 0

He was getting a tongue sandwich...isn't that what every guy wants??

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jsmooth20300 0

would hate for u to give me head if he's yawning

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x_pgmg 3

Maybe he was really tired, no worries, its gonna be alright. Just try again? Practice makes perfect haha ;D

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