By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Woah! Your orthodontist is a piercer as well?! That's kinda cool!

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atkir002 1

pay for one, get the other for free. sounds like a sweet deal to me. :-)

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missmady 0

there was another fml exactly like this a while ago..

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MagicallyFat 12

I wish I can get m braces off (I just got them back on) OP take my advice and wear your retainers religiously. I was a moron so I didn't wear them and my teeth shifted back to their bad position. And I had to put them back on.

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BigBacker 0

Yum, maybe you can have a little tongue ring made out of braces? Haha

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ohsheet 8

After 3 1/2 years, i'm finally getting my braces off November 29!!!

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I got mine on In Juin... another year and a half to go :'(

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Predental 5

I'm gonna be a much better orthodontist.

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leadman1989 15

100 - Is that really you in that picture? What's with the hover hands?

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eln3mo13 8

That's funny, my English teacher told me that it's spelled June.

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J3R3MYY 14

I live in Canada, just because I live here doesnt mean I have to learn or know French.. Theres only one French speaking province anyways.

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louiseth 9

142 - 132 didn't say all. We wouldn't dare generalise on fml.

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mikeduse 0

138 ur a ******* moron, probabaly American cause everyone in Canada speaks english except for Quebec and some people in Ontario.... And some Asian in Vancouver

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anorexicbarbie 8

70 Congrats! I get mine off a day before ye

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Don't forget this app originates in Fance. But,way to go dumbass!

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Motha fucka? Wow. Do YOU speak English? And a reminder that this app originates in France. Way to be a dumbass!

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Grimmerie 31

150 - you need to watch more movies. Srs.

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elidine 0

What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?!

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belkinbra 12

70, noone gives a flying **** about you or your story.

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jallred254 4

Did you ask to get your bellybutton pierced too?

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jsaxon1996 0

I hope this doesn't happen to me! I'm getting mine off in a month :/ Now I'm scared and I'm keeping my tongue in the back of my mouth!

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MrSassypants 33

60 I know what you mean. I don't want this to happen to me. Even worse, I have to go to the eye doctor!

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iam_yummylicious 12

I only had to get 3 brackets and wear 2 rubber bands on back right) for a cross-bite. Then I went the invisalign route. So glad I didn't have to deal with a mouth full of metal. The 4 months of having those rubber bands on were hell.

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leogirl95 12

And the orthodontist of the year award goes to...

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danishbagel 3

The true thought capacity of about 70% of FMLers at its best^^

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mikeyg36 6

3- That was a very intellectual comment.

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dickydickman 0

That's funny, because I went to get my tongue pierced and the stupid guy put braces on

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ThatFatGuyBehind 3

I got mine off september, except without the blood, and dumbass nurses

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chickenwalrus 14

don't tell it again.

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meetmissmayhem 4

91 & 98 thanks for the laughs haha. This is the reason I go onto the comments. Sometimes they're funnier than the FML'S themselves.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Fight fire with fire. In this case, I know a good place to pierce a hole..

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CryMoreFMLs 14

79 - So you're wet at the thought of that?? O_o dayum girl.

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mismonroe 0

At no extra charge, you should be thanking him.

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GirlWithName1324 0

Maybe the orthodontist just wanted to change things up a bit. Live on the wild side. OP was just the person infront of them when the choice was made.

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chrissymari3 1

now, u are officially a g!

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Rickilynn1 10

90 - spin art profile picture . I approve .

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sinking_fish 12

That's an opinion. I happen to like my tongue piercing.. A lot. So does my husband (;

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flockz 19

guys tend to enjoy tongue piercings

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ihavebrokenshoes 0

Guys do like tongue piercings. And I'm a guy. And I do.

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cptmorgan6 8

This seems like a thread of opinions. Let's not be hypocritical. Ahh, **** it. What's the internet for if not for being ignorant.

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dr_octagonapus47 4

Hey if u never had a tongue piercing then stfu u dnt know wat you talking about

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Greeneyes41 1

136- My brain in melting because of your poor grammar and lack of spelling... Please try again.

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murdersquirrel 15

I've had a tongue piercing...and hundreds in dental work to fix the damage. Good lesson: metal vs. enamel - metal wins.

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lilpurplekat 9

that is why all of my jewelry is bioplast or acrylic. I've had mine for 2 years and I've had absolutely no damage. if I wear metal jewelry the bottom ball hits my bottom 2 front teeth Which if repeated over time would cause them to break.

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trayysee11 1

Wow I'm getting mine off tomorrow...this makes ms feel good.....THANKS!

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Hopefully you're into tongue piercings because you're next!

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