By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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cinderellacat 0

Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange

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StoryOfTheYear 14

7- Yo comment don't flow with the comment above son.

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GoW_Chick 14

1- You mean "gingers have NO souls" Ha! A ginger just fixed your joke for you.

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ChilledDubstepa 6

#20 No that's not the joke. Hop onto YouTube and search CopperCab.

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MatthewDmerrill 5

He's talking about that one video with the ginger kid all pissed off.

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4Legend 0

Haha! You were just fixed by a ginger! But ummm hey, at least you'll never be fixed by ginger junk.

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GoW_Chick 14

1 if you were quoting coppercap I feel like an ass my bad

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djreh32 0

You can donate souls now, but you dont have one so it doesnt really matter.

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aliceb2255 0

gingers do not have souls, plain and clear.

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BlanketHogger 0

No one has soles 'cause "god" isn't real. Damn you didn't see that one coming.

maxwells_hammer 5

Actually 131 no one has soles because we are humans and not shoes.

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missamazinggg 12

131- people have soles, they're on our feet. But souls on the other hand...

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StreetReaper 9

Gingers may not have souls, but I have to admit the females of the species are incredibly beautiful and sexy.

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coolgirl45555 0

Gingers have NO souls!!!!!

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cinderellacat 0

Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Speaking of Asians, 33, has anyone ever met an Asian ginger?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Ever seen a Japenese Ginger? Maybe the legend is true. 0.o Edit: Well, glad I thought of this first.

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ceilingfans 1

Even more rare; a black ginger 0_O

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ClassyCommando 13

And the rarest of all... a blond ginger.

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Thabb 0

67- that's impossible dumbass

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StoryOfTheYear 14

75 obviously has never heard of hair dye.

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G0v3nat0r 7

54- I have seen a black ginger. I almost got my soul sucked right out of me though.

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ClassyCommando 13

what happened to this thread? it was hilarious!

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Magic1 9

Hahaha #2 you had me cracking up with that!

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amaxinglysexii 0

noooo stupid ginger haters bug me. ive always thought that gingers have the prettiest hair and the freckles are stunning

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ClassyCommando 13

That's just what they want you to think. They're stronger than ever...and thirsty for vengeance.

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GingerKid14 3

30 - What the hell, bro? We kept that secret for so long, just to have you go and ruin it. Can't gingers have ANY fun?

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eeppiicc 8

101- it would be better if people as dumb as you were becoming extinct

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laden_swallow09 34

36 - Wouldn't it be "fewer and fewer subjects"?

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HeyImPayton 0

Trolled by your own father. What a great guy.

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yahoowizard 16

Especially as he's probably a ginger, too.

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omfg_creepers 8

They may kick you instead of drawing blood from you.

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ambowew 7

Yeah, make sure you remember to 'die' those pubes. I just imagined the YouTube ginger hacking his hair off while he's sobbing "DIE, DIE, DIE!"

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ambowew 7

Annnnd that's what happens when phone doesn't allow me to post on #2 comment. I'm a sad panda.

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drewnewton 0

a Ginger wanting to donate maybe a mutated species of Ginger

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cosmosis 12

For the sake of humanity in future generations please eliminate yourself from the gene pool. Thank you

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xPhoBiuHzZz 1

If instead of blood you find a corrosive acid, YOU GOTTA GAY.

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