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LMAO!!!
Lag time sucks.
Getting shot in the chest sucks more
I love lamp!
I know right. The pain that comes with lag is intense. Some games you can't walk 10 steps with our rubber banding back n forth, or it takes 2 mags to register 3 shots for a kill. Lag is a top reason for rage quitting.
But the very top reason for rage quitting is losing, especially if its to a girl. I avoid using voice chat in some games until the end for that reason.
^Have had this problem playing Civ V, and TF2. There sure are some sexist assholes on the Internet... >.>
Might be just me, but I'd like it if a girl ever beat me in a game... Nice change of pace.
Asshole
It was her fault for winning !! Haha
I bet that OP's boyfriend is one of those noobtubers.
44, There are paintball tanks. Get a tank, go after boyfriend, aim at the nuts. Should be fun.
OP should get a laser red dot on the paint ball gun the shoot him in the nutsack and say head shot!!!
I don't care if has was an asshole or not OP shouldn't use the term "mental" as an adjective describing her (ex?)boyfriend's behavior
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywaySo just because he lost it gives him a reason to be a jerk? No. And most guys would be thankful enough that their girlfriend would want to play paintball with them.
Not only does he need new friends, OP needs a new bf if he reacts like that just because he lost a game:/
24, True dat. I've played paintball a few times, and I must say, it ******* hurts too much to be any fun. I guess that's just because I'm such an easy target, though. My boyfriend tells me I'm an awesome girlfriend, but I still wouldn't play paintball with him. Therefore, OP must be an even awesomer girlfriend than me, and I must admit, I'm bloody fantastic. OP's boyfriend should appreciate his paintball dominating goddess of a lady.
If he didn't want to lose to his girlfriend, he shouldn't have competed against her assuming he'd win.
Oh no how dare this female hurt her mans feelings by being better at something than her in front of his friends! Of course she deserves him being a jerk because how dare she win!
why would he aim at your chest?
He likes his boobies bruised.
Because it hurts like hell when you get hit in the boobs.
A force of habit, that's where he normally shoots his loads.
Heyooo! It's like sex or something.
Why would you ask?
I must say, 55, your comment made me literally laugh out loud. Then I read the FML, the original comment, and your reply to my boyfriend, and he laughed out even louder than I did. Such an occurrence is most rare when it comes to written language. Bravo to you, sir. That was some comedic literary genius.
Not like he'll get to see them anytime soon. He's in the doghouse.
Don't blame him, it's alway the lag!
Hahaha win.
Indeed! She should have aimed for the balls and yelled "GG b****" :P
It hurts more to get hit in the balls than it does to get hit in the chest.
Oh my soul, what's wrong with people nowadays!
What does your soul have to do with it?
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Lag time sucks.
That was when you should have fired a paintball at his weiner.