Gassy in 4/4

By nomwar - 17/06/2013 13:55 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

That's the sign of applause, in some countries.

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hessel 13

this is fake. i read this on 9gag earlier. this fml doesnt count

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hessel 13

the fml is fake. i read it earlier on 9 gag

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my_name_is_earl 9

And that's when you start singing and brush it off

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nyrangersfan9 13

C'mon, why wouldn't you just go to the bathroom?

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saIty 17

Public bathrooms man. Some folks even try to strike up convo while dropping a bomb.

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Iknoweverything 29

Or go outside for petes sake! Stand downwind from others, no one would know! You would think people would LEARN from this site, with how many bad farting stories are on here...

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rhysfucker 24

Or walk and poot...call it "crop dusting."

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nyrangersfan9 13

That was very... personal. Thank you for opening up to us?

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doodlecloud 26

Farting over 80 times an hour in a club (which are often hot and crowded)? I think maybe just stay at home and try again another night...

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chowE_fml 4

Poor timing. The good thing is you were the center of attention. Everyone in the bar recognizes you, so Just keep telling yourself that there is no such thing as bad publicity. The only easy to get over embarrassing moments is to own up to them.

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LivexForever21 18

I can't even describe how much I laughed at this!

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Fuhkyoo 17

ill give you a few suggestions. "a lot" "so much" "my ass/head off" hope that helps!

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CocaColaPepsi 13

That's still gross even if nobody heard it I'm sure there was a bathroom not far from your reach, maybe I'm one of the few but I think you deserve it

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Benzypoop 6

Agreed. Or even step outside or something. No one wants to smell someone's horrendous farts in a packed bar.

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Fuhkyoo 17

50- I doubt that even matters, since alot of nightclub/bars are full of people with questionable hygiene standards, in my experience they usually smell like piss.

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JFloUnknown 24

Quick blame the dog!

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