Relatable, Awkward and Health: Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my...

By :^( - 07/12/2013 17:30 - Bahrain - Isa Town

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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Any damage? Who nose?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

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By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By tigerfiend - 17/02/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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By jameen - 07/05/2016 11:48 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML

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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:26

God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)

Welshite 39

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:27

Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.

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PrincessCastiel 27

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:26

God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:37

No refunds allowed

123amanda123 14

Sunday 8 December 2013 3:03

some people should learn to not open their mouths... sorry op! :(

naarz 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 7:23

That's rude of her.....don't worry about it OP nobody's perfect but you will always be perfect for someone who likes you for you are

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:09

No refunds #13? Well damn.. I was about to declare that life is a lemon and I want my money back!

abu4u 26

Wednesday 11 December 2013 1:33

Can you sue God?!

Welshite 39

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:27

Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:37

and having "Made In China" stamped in your crotch is an especially unattractive fake Barbie feature.

cheshirecat13242 32

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:42

Both of you, shut up.. OP should sue God & that's final. ;-)

Welshite 39

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:47

It's physically impossible for me to shut up. Anyone who knows me can tell you so. I have had springs surgically inserted into my jaw to help me with my talkathon, and as soon as I close my mouth it pops open again. Springs are useful like that.