Health: Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe...

By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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clockworkrainbow 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:11

Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}

evil_bunny 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:13

dude do you not chew your food?

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kevind23 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:05

That happened to me once!

fmlfmlfml15 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:30

well then thanks for sharing =P

Vonni 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:14

That happened to my grandpa when I was a little kid. He sneezed them all out onto my jacket.

Cherryripe25 5

Monday 24 October 2011 14:53

omg yes! it happened to me too when I was sick :L

isallwaysme 27

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:16

one time at subway, my friend made me laugh as I was swallowing my food and I started to laugh and somehow lettuce and steal came out my nose xD

Airch 9

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:09

this isn't really an FML, i'd be chuffed (:

Itasan 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:10

LMAO. That really sucks though. Feel better:)

clockworkrainbow 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:11

facmebene 0

Friday 23 October 2009 22:13

makes you wonder why they say chicken noodle soup when really the broth and veggies are all you need. I have thrown up noodles before, so I know how much it sucks. My sympathies