Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 590
You deserved it 9 943

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

Epilepsy_fml 0

Yah, he needs to find a new butt buddy.

KiddNYC1O 20

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dudeitsdanny 9

Don't you know there's a .0000067% chance of pregnancy that way?! She obviously doesn't like the .0000067% chance. That's too big a risk! Invest in female condoms and spermicide, too! Can't risk those odds! No, I agree with #1.. she's an idiot.

Tooday, I was bonned by my bf and he come in my butt so I will have a babby I mean wtf fml

KiddNYC1O 20
fakeaccountX 6

No, 29 simply meant "Tooday, my bf herd i liek forming babby so he accidentally in my base fml"

obviously I frgot that it was No Sarcasm / Mockig Day today.

Cone on guys, I was making fun of the bitch in the FML! Wasn't it obvious? Deadbeat asswipes.

Cone on guys, I was making fun of the bitch in the FML! Wasn't it obvious? Deadbeat asswipes.

Hahaha reading these comments make me laugh.

KiddNYC1O 20
noeryu 1

Do y'all not know where politicans come from?

112 Do politicians come from anal pregnancies?

what u can get pragnent from anal sex? LOL

Firestar1202 0

AM I THE ONLY ONE WONDERING HOE SHE SLAPPED HIM

lol 196 I was wondering the same thing!

skizzars 2

1.) today 2.) boned 3.) came 4.) baby ;) your welcome

@300: "You're". OT: I'd reconsider the girl's status as your girlfriend. Unless she was confused from having an anal ****** ;)

alexa414 0

no your not. i was thinking the same thing

You fail. Simple as that. And if you're going to attempt to insult someone else, make sure you can actually spell first.

He's stupid for using a condom for anal

Petawhitney 2

Ydi for having a stupid girlfriend. Dump her and find someone with an IQ higher than, say, 3.

My guess is that this FML was made up by a bored high-schoolkid. Come on, you can't be that stupid. Can you?

Actually, some people can be that stupid. I know a few:(

phreshboi 1

yeah and his girlfriend didn't/did pass the stupidity test/IQ

Actually, 167, you're not even close. I'm not sure WHERE you got the notion that 80 is the lowest IQ, but that makes absolutely no sense. You'd be correct to say that around 75% of IQs fall between 80 and 120, but 80 is NOT the absolute lowest score. In fact, IQs of less than 70 are considered to indicate mental retardation, with 50-70 indicating mild mental retardation, 35-50 as moderate, 20-35 as severe, and less than 20 as profound mental retardation. You might want to think before you write things...

Billzzz 0

Get slappped by Dr.Imsmartandknoweverythingaboutdumbfucks.

you'd be surprised at how dumb people can they have no common sense

#220 that's ******* hilarious!! I almost died laughing!!! hahaha! nobody correct me and say "you can't die laughing."

ifailplzinsultme 0

243- If you died laughing, then you're posting from hell?

h2opoloplaya 0

does she enjoy a good pair of pants?

randiZ25 0

The color of ones' hair has nothing in common with their IQ.. I'm blonde have a 3.5 GPA in college with a biology degree.. immaturity would more thank likely be the culprit, not her hair color

Fortuitous 0

#51, I think #13 was just asking if she has ass hair.

nope it's the hair color, if u were really smart u'd have a 4.0.

if you really think hair color makes people stupid your an idiot...

Fortuitous 0

*You're You won't like it when I put the mirror to your face.

79 just got her -puts on sunglasses- ass handed to her. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

haha wow you really think I care what that dumbass says???

Fortuitous 0

#96, you have no right to call anyone "dumbass". Excuse me, I'm on the phone with your elementary school English teacher.

sourgirl101 28
christinebaby 0

51 and 79 need to get laid I'm blonde and I laughed!!!

7lollypop7 0

what does that have to do with blonde hair? xD

I think, 96, that maybe you should go back to the kitchen where you belong and start making some sandwiches. I'm not sexist but, a girl like you shouldn't be on the Internet.

OrientlSoldr 0

#79, that's exactly what a blond would say. lol

ALindsey 0
MaximilianMarche 0

yeah but the fact she is blonde just adds to her stupidity since the stereotype is there. also why the butt sex? I never tried and don't really see why someone would

MaximilianMarche 0

yeah but the fact she is blonde just adds to her stupidity since the stereotype is there. also why the butt sex? I never tried and don't really see why someone would

#13 obviously meant it as a joke. move on. jeez.

#206 google it if you're curious enough.

randiZ25 0

true true.. but I consider my 3.5 passable enough for getting my degree

I got creative to my response to any ex's that even thought to ask me for anal. Sure I'll try it...IF I do you first with a strap on, if you like it then we can try it! But mines just as small & virginized as theirs! That usually grossed them out to shut the f**k up!

sutianneli 13

U r too stupid to take a joke

3.5 is not that good to prove that you are smart...

Anal is tough for a first time... I highly doubt she's a virgin. So she's just stupid.

dudeitsdanny 9

There's always those "I'm still a virgin if it's in the ass" people. I was gonna say the "can't get pregnant from anal" people, but she's clearly not one.