By Kate - 07/06/2011 07:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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perdix 29

Smack it a few times and say, "Is this thing on?" That'll stop him. Unless he's into S S S S, M M M.

261 6
HahaYDI 0

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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Comments

nyrangers1022 6

lmao thats awesome, i gota give that a try

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Idonebeenhad 17

so what's the problem?

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fthku 13

*Mandatory "how would you know?" reply to #33*

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premiermois 5

This is the greatest Intimacy FML in the history of this site. You and your husband are legendary OP.

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IphonFML 6

well 59 its obvious... hes asian

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alliewillie 22

Bet if you bit the microphone, it would never happen again...

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HahaYDI 0

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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whiteboy7thst 2

You should say "testing testing, sorry the microphone is too small

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MrSassypants 33

Or the husband should now say sweetly "It's not going to suck itself"

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wazoolol123 7

lol other FML reference

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natsaysheyyy 16

OP, don't complain! Just give his "microphone" what it needs, then ask him for a favor in return.

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kipdjordy 0

He should ask whos the boss then when you turn around punch you in the face and yell TONY DANZA.

austin0023 0

hahaha Tony Danza.....

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saltypirate 0

that was the dumbest thing I have ever heard..

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dudeitsdanny 9

Hahahaha. Well, it's your fault you keep falling for it, but he sounds awesome. Laugh it up, OP. it'll be funny until you stop buying it.

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nattybattyx3 4

haha nice! i agree, hopefully she'll realize what's really going to happen lol. nice of you though to not bash OP! :)

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sassypants93 17

Maybe you should talk loud enough so that you wouldn't need his conveniently kept microphone.

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fatalkiss 0

HA. That's awesome.

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Bdubwv87 0

You are cute as hell

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Cinn_fml 22

Well you're nice aren't you. And I didn't die (obviously), I just had a lot of revision to be done. But rest assured that's all over soon. ;p

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Chinnithy 0

The book did what it supposed to do didn't it?

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perdix 29

Smack it a few times and say, "Is this thing on?" That'll stop him. Unless he's into S S S S, M M M.

261 6
MellisaTatum 6

You just made my day(:

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fieldhockyluva24 4

It's SSS & MMM. but still funny

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LifeIsCruelFML 0

gotta love perdix, hilariously witty, punny and intelligent ^-^ havent seen you in awhile mate ^-^

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